So this is how my day began:
Hit snooze button 11 times and convinced myself that if I didn’t wash my hair or iron my dress, I could save an entire 30 minutes.
Neglected to notice on Friday that I used my last coffee pod, so I threw a temper tantrum in my kitchen with an empty [...]
So I’m a girl with a penchant for gossip magazines, trade blogs and an odd collection of stolen menus from random restaurants (If you tell I swear I will deny deny deny)
One of my favorite magazines is Esquire…and just like an 18 year old boy eventually matures his reading habits and finds there are good [...]
So… I sat down with every intention to write a full out, hard core, hilarious update, but you people keep IM-ing me and like a kitten to a shiny object, I lose my train of thought, so…
I abbreviate.
(ah, how I love my ellipisis)
Anyfart…
(see)
Life is good. It’s very good. An English major would say it’s “well” [...]
Ok ladies and gents, got a big day ahead, first day of the new job…
Butterflies are a a ragin and no time to write something of substance, so for that…
I will leave you with a bit of humor from the offspring. All I can say is “That’s Disgusting!”
I knew my day be amazing when I awoke to these words being screamed down the hallway…
“MOMMY! MOMMY! MAAAAHHHHHHHHMY! COME HERE”
So I jolted out of bed, as elegantly as a half dressed, half blind, frantic mother can, and I slid down the hall, burst through the door to the Offsprings room at my parents house [...]
I was interrupted.
Yes.
Interrupted.
But for once…it was by my own decision.
For those of you who have followed me here, welcome! I have soooo much to say now.
To begin with…
My world has been rocked.
Immensely.
When I, ever so dramatically, blogged elsewhere back in the beginning of June about…and I quote,
“Think of the worse, most obscene word you can [...]
Welcome, welcome, sit down, grab a drink and a tissue. Don’t forget to tip your bartender and try the salmon …but only if you don’t pronounce the “L”
So what am I doing here?
Story of my life….
I’ve blogged over at AOL for a few years, as Kathlyna22, “UpAgainstYou” but felt I needed to move. So…here I [...]
