Gangsta

There are 18,000 ways to start a post. I can’t find a single interesting one to add in here…but please, enjoy yourself, and add your own that makes you chuckle, I’ll wait…
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Great, now …. to begin with, I am sitting outside in the middle of the outer bands of a hurricane,  my [...]

Yadda Yadda Yadda

“Where am I?” – is how I ended my last post, WTF is that?
Come’on now kids…You all know I’m better than that!
The obvious answer(s) are:
1-    You’re a great mother, &
2-    You’ve got award winning hair
Thanks for your e-mails, I get it & you’re right.
“…but until you start believing in yourself, you’re not going to have [...]

Where am I?

So this guy: (http://www.loyno.edu/news/story/2008/3/26/1471) is my cousin.
He has done some amazing things…and he is the reason I went to Loyola in NOLA.
He wrote my favorite book: Oyster, not because I’m related to him, but because it is amazing in every sense.
I’ve been a writer my entire life, not always by career, just by chance, and [...]

Happy Birthday to you

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
Well…I started this post as a 26 year old… but it turned into an old lady rambling….
In complete fear of spell check horror, I write all my posts in word, then transfer to here, as if you care, however, while I was doing [...]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

- Mae West
So true.
Not gramatically correct, but true.
So. what do I say?
Never gonna:
Give you up…
Let you down…
Run around…
Desert you…
Make you cry…
Say goodbye…
Tell a lie…
Hurt you…
Not necesarily in that order, but it’s a start.
Just been busy as hell these days.
And quiet. Shocking, I know.
I’ll be back soon, with good news.
Again, shocking. I know.
All good things come [...]

Unforgettable

I don’t think I’m supposed to talk about it…because it’s over, really really over, but at my wedding, my dad and I danced to “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole.
I was unsure about my dress, my table linens and even my answer to THE question, however, I’ve always known my dance with my dad would be [...]

Sing it girl: ” I’m here, I’m que…well…I guess I’m just here…”

This past month has just about thrown me on my tush and slapped me upside the head
(Now, if you re-read that, and insert a deep, Southern, Paula Dean accent, then you’ll know how I meant it to be said…)
My how I do love those ellipis
(Again, if you re-read all of that, and insert a deep, [...]

Godiva

I quit smoking last May, however, I keep a pack on hand for days like today when I have an emotional melt down.
*cough*Ugh*gag*dramatic eye roll*sigh*
I wish I would have eaten a bag of chocolate instead.

Not Easy.

When I was in second grade, I had this awful perm that I begged my mom for.
Be careful what you wish for.
But, I also had a teacher, who had the most amazingly long, silky, salt and peppered hair. I would watch it glisten in the halogen light when she would move and even though [...]

Blogging is so 2008.

So…I am 93% aware that I can’t commit to things, like blogging, mopping or …I’ve run out of “-ing” words that make sense here…
But I am also aware that I am pretty good at following my  ridiculously insane life via iPhone.
So join me here…because I’m a nerd.
http://calakala.tumblr.com/
let’s see how long until Boyfriend discovers this, and [...]